My middle daughter has informed me that she wishes to be "a scary onion" for Halloween. I wasn't sure I heard her correctly. WTF is a scary onion anyhow?
"A scary onion?" I asked.
"Yes!" she replied, "a scaaaaaaarrrry onion." This is, of course, said with maximum goulish effects, as only a three year old can do.
"They make you cry."
Ahh, the joys of 3 yr old logic.